A boner is when blood rushes to the penis and easy to get rid of
*a femboy walks by*
Mark: Dam i got a boner just by looking at her
The one thing a guy doesn't want to get when speaking to the principal/teacher.
Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.
When a dog chews a bone or a dog toy it’s called a boner
John: just got a new dog
Emily: oh he has a boner
An Epic Man Who Drink Milk
Dani said to the viewer "thanks BONER very cool"
Something that always happens in class, particularly in maths for some odd reason, although there is nothing sexually attractive about brain cell killing equations, fractions, sums etc.
I was had a boner in maths class while wearing skinny jeans and my large pee pee erected and it ripped put my skinny jeans.
Stupid person who judges others before they know the facts. Dumb
My neighbors care nothing about their neighborhood because they are boners.
1: a dick move
2: blood in yo pp
I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge