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Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.
Wrestling with my girlfriend turned me on, only problem, she almost kicked me in my vulner boner .
when a girl teases a guy at 2am then goes to sleep
“*** had a smad boner when **** fell asleep after teasing him” when a guy with a boner is smad
The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.
Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"
When you’re getting that slurpy top and she lets out a little laugh as your kids slide down her throat, sounding like wet socks on a slippery dance floor
My guy flap got that good ole giggle Boner by that banging 10 leaving the bar (might have been a gay bar)
The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.
"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."
The unexplainable boner that appears randomly throughout the day for no apparent reason.
*guy fidgeting in his seat*
Friend: Dude are you ok?
Guy: Ya. This freaking peek-a-boner is just pissing me off.
An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis
Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt