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He is Him. He’s stronger, faster, smarter. Bro solos all of fiction and non-fiction. He transcends that which is us. He is just that guy.
Guy: Bro Naruto no diffs Luffy.
Guy 2: But can he beat Goku?
Guy 3: The fact they all got nothing on Jesus says a lot doesn’t it?
Guy: Wdym?
Guy 3: Jesus Solos in his sleep 😴
Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
A cult for black jesus, participated in non racist acts and ran by Sid and jimmathy
Boy: black Jesus cult
Girl:the cult
Boy: bitch lasagne
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A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
person 1: yo, my sister just gave me $200
person 2: she deserves a gold star from jesus
Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees
Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!
When you wake up at 3 in the afternoon and need a beer.
Jesus it’s early, lys, get me a beer!
Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...
'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'