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The juicy mixture between merhank an booty juice
Aftern I pound both holes I licked up the Pennsylvania cream
The white stuff that gathers on the corners of your uncles mouth after a night on booze and booger sugar
hey brother you got corner cream give it a wipe
When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.
Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before
Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?
The act of fucking someone in their eye socket until you blow a load on their brain.
I skull fucked that billionaire 1%er piece of shit till I gave him a creamed lobe!
The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.
Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.
Julia: *already in the shower*
A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.
Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”