The action of spanking her so hard her ass turns glowing red, and then finishing on her ass. it is the mix of this vibrant red and clean white that makes the term "strawberries and cream"
dude 1: bro me and my girl made strawberries and cream last night
dude 2: nice bro, up top *high five*
Fetish where a man ejaculates into a persons nostril.
My nostrils sting because of that Nasal Cream he gave me last night.
A type of cream for your nosetrils that is meant to be soothing
WARNING: Nasal Cream can cause pain in one's small intestine.
I do not like Nasal Cream because it hurts my small intestine
When yellow people/creautures do the bussy, yellow cvm comes from their ussy.
“S-STOP!! IM YELLOW CREAMING!!”
The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.
Example 1
Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.
Example 2
Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.
The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.
A word you say instead of cursing
*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt
When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake