dead slob

a dead slob is someone who is fat and dead.

man did you see the news about that dead slob??

im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.

Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!

Dead batty

When you look at a girls arse and its shit

Anj - Fam look at her she's piff
Luke - got a dead batty tho g

on dead grandma

To swear, Truth, facts

On dead grandma I'm going to the party!

Dead Ox

An adult who used to use drug

Man A:You look like a Dead Ox but a little bit more Dead Ox than Dead Ox

dead sailor

When you are having vaginal sex and it slips in the wrong hole

Last night John and I were doing it and I swear he tried to dead sailor me on purpose!

Conner Dead

When you think you are dead, but you are perfectly fine.

Conner: "Oh shit guys im dead!!!"

Everyone Else: "Are you conner dead or actually dead?"