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douche fart

Anyone with the first name of Jadon

That Jadon is such a douche fart

by B_Van March 20, 2018


Douche Fart

see also "Rolling Coal"

Hey Jim, your truck let out a douche fart.

by thatguy1988 January 11, 2024


Douche Unit

1. A group of 2 or more people who, when by themselves, would each be individually referred to as douches and or douche bags.

2. An individual who by themselves would be what is called a Super Douche.

My boyfriend and his friends are a total Douche Unit when they hang out.

OMG, the guy that hit on me at the bar was a total DOUCHE UNIT!

by The Mouse they call Mighty November 30, 2011


Douche Waffle

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

by @therealDonaldTrump June 5, 2016


Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)

Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.

by ScottiePG.C July 14, 2016


douch

douch is know as a jerk or someone who wants things done their own way

Man he's such a douch, he cant just tell people how to do things his way .

by steven ford July 11, 2017


Douch

Has no fucken meaning and was said by an idiot in a discord server

Jason is a such a douch

by Thrustmaster64 December 18, 2019