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Masturbating, particularly with noted success
"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.
The unfortunate act when a cigarette gets stuck to your lips & you try to remove cigarette from your lips but instead slide your fingers down to the cherry & and shake your hand in pain.
Your fingers doin ok bro, I saw you shaking hands with the devil and it looked brutal
When you receive a handjob while playing halo; preferably Halo on Xbox Live against your friends with your mic on.
Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.
The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!
Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!
From the horrid Henry TV show the best kids tv show in britan rude Ralph horrid henry sour Susan and more of the charecter are in this suspected gang
In the tv show one of the lines is
“Oi henry perfect peter is trying to cancel the purple hand gang!!”
The act of bitch slapping a women in the face with you cock
Ruthie was being a bitch to Rick so he whipped out his cock and gave her a Baltimore Back-Hand
The act of masturbating.
(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
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