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When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.
This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.
It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
(Michael Mell) saved everyone from the Squip using Mountain Dew Red.
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AN interesting phenomenon that occurs in the female genitals like clockwork, usually once every twenty-eight days.
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The Red String of Fate first appears in ancient Chinese legend. According to the story, the Chinese gods would tie invisible string around the ankles of two people that fate would one day bring together
Hey Joey, how did you and Lisa meet? Well Tim, I guess you could say we were bound together by the red string of fate
The term Red Shirt refers to security personnel from the USS Enterprise in the original Star Trek series, sent along on Away Teams, presumably to protect the more familiar characters. Unfortunately, they usually just ended up being killed, often times off-camera, by whatever was menacing the ship and crew in that particular episode. Thus, to suffer a Red Shirt Death is to be killed quickly, pointlessly and ignonimously.
When Tasha Yar got killed by that stupid tar monster, that was a total Red Shirt Death.
Worst school ever. Mr Ross is a virgin
Red bank Catholic has fat teachers
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Being in a depressive state ready to blow your brains out onto the wall.
“Dude this final is gonna make me paint the walls red”
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