How's your meat?

Question used to quickly change the subject of a conversation or to severely disturb the person who you are talking to. Note: Meat may or may not refer to cock, depending on how the disturbed person interprets the question.

(1) Michael: "So, where'd you go for dinner yesterday night?"
Me: "So... how's your meat?"

(2) Me: "So... how's your meat?"
Michelle: "You freak! (How'd he know my secret?!)"

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meat to bun ratio

basically, you have this sandwich, and this really giant ass bun. and when your sandwich is all bun it sucks, so you gotta make sure you have enough meat so your meat to bun ratio works.

those new thin hamburger buns allow for excellent meat to bun ratio

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canadian meat mittens

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.

Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!

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Beat your Meat

slap your pork

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Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

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professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

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Dick-Meat Sammy

(noun) Short for dick-meat sandwhich, which is anything relating to the dick meat(penis, wiener, cock, etc.)

"come get some dick-meat sammy"

"that bitch was hungry so I fed her the dick-meat sammy"

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