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the act of putting ur chud in a blender and adding come shit in the mix to freshen the smell, you shall dress up as santy and feed it to infants on christmas eve to boost up your communitry service hours
Girl: I hope Santa comes daddy!
Dad: Sure, maybe you'll get that Mexican Chud Twister you've been asking for.
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invented by john foley where you punch her in both her eyes give her black eyes then pour salsa all over her body
jeff black mexican racooned his dog bagel it was real weird
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A game played by tossing a bean bag across the room at an opponent attempting to hit them in the face with it. Hitting the opponent between the eyes acts as a multiplier. Each person takes a turn and throws three (3) bean bags. When both players take one turn results in one (1) round. After round three(3) the points are added up and the loser has to stand w/legs agap as the winner takes all six (6) bags and hurls them at the losers "Bean Bag".
Points
Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person
Last night we got drunk and played Mexican Bean Bag Toss. I lost and Man do my balls hurt!
It's when two people are going at it doggie style, & the guy throws up all over the girl because he drank way too many Jäger bombs & played too much beer pong.
"The other night at Billys man, I got so chocolate wasted... I took this chick upstairs, & we were goin at it, I had her on her face. & right when she screamed my name, I puked right on the back of her head."
"Damn, you pulled a New Mexican college student."
"Fuckin' Jäger."
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when you snap your head back. like when you hit a mexican from behind in a bumber car
J.D: ow you just gave me the old mexican bumper car!
vince: awsome!
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A move in any of the Halo games, where a player sneaks up on an opponent around a corner, while crouching; then flips onto the enemy.
"Yo guy! I'ma Mexican Beat-Down your ass!"
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When two cars driving down a two lane highway one in each lane going the exact same speed next to each other restrict the cars behind them from passing.
Mike: (on the phone) Chall at? you was posta be her fitty minits ago.
Erick: (on the phone) oh yoz I know ize on I-84 stuck behind a mexican stand-off
Mike: daaannng!
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