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S.O.B. (old manure) , thank you for your service.
A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.
He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"
Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 2nd grader at summer holiday 8.515 year old and 8.5 year old so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol.
Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 8.5 year old and 8.515 year old for example so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol
When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
A type of criminal who is generally from an earlier era where police and criminals had both a level of respect and regard for eachother, had a set of guidelines or morals and was a hard, genuinely tough person. a.k.a when pushing not a person to take lightly.
Person #1: Dad ran into David the other day. Kept saying he always respected him and that he was an "old school crim" or something, not like the pussies today.
Person #2: He's a tough bloke.
Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?
Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!
She is a LSC English teacher. She would be a good teacher if she hadn't tied up her hair and looked older than she is. :)
A: Wow Ms Lo tied up her hair!
B: Now she's Old Lo XD