This is when a guy masturbates upside down and cums on his own face. Often licking up the remaining cum.
Dude I was was so lonely last night I gave my self an Upside Down Pineapple Cake.
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When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.
Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.
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When you re better than everyone and everything else.
A 1337 piece of pan cake what I strive to be.
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Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.
Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.
When you “cut” (aka exit or leave) in a quick, smooth, or easy fashion, like a grocery store birthday cake for a kids birthday party. Often used to refer to a friend with benefits or other not-serious sexual partner leaving soon afterwards instead of staying over or going out together. Referenced in the song “Recognize” by PARTYNEXTDOOR feat. Drake
When I hit you at your condo real late
Check the scene to see if you straight
Then cut like kids cake
your brother boasting about how ripped they are
brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag
A delicious desert one often eats after a good night at the casino
After a good night at the casino Sam came home and enjoyed a celebratory upside down cat cake