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Upside Down Pineapple Cake

This is when a guy masturbates upside down and cums on his own face. Often licking up the remaining cum.

Dude I was was so lonely last night I gave my self an Upside Down Pineapple Cake.

by bullpen 6/3 May 9, 2011

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horizontal crab cake

When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.

Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 April 17, 2016

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1337 piece of pan cake

When you re better than everyone and everything else.

A 1337 piece of pan cake what I strive to be.

by Your mom January 15, 2004

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Bake a cake in your ass

Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.

Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.

by Thedirtybaker February 2, 2023


cut like kids cake

When you “cut” (aka exit or leave) in a quick, smooth, or easy fashion, like a grocery store birthday cake for a kids birthday party. Often used to refer to a friend with benefits or other not-serious sexual partner leaving soon afterwards instead of staying over or going out together. Referenced in the song “Recognize” by PARTYNEXTDOOR feat. Drake

When I hit you at your condo real late
Check the scene to see if you straight
Then cut like kids cake

by TheDoctorr March 31, 2023


trash canned cake bag

your brother boasting about how ripped they are

brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag

by lil pepe's lil brother May 9, 2018


Upside down cat cake

A delicious desert one often eats after a good night at the casino

After a good night at the casino Sam came home and enjoyed a celebratory upside down cat cake

by the real king May 20, 2015