wet smoker

Somebody, that gets the cigar as wet as his bed at night

Look at Jonny deep throating that cigar, he is a wet smoker

wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.

Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.

Wet nerd

Harvey

Your such a wet nerd

Spinning the wet

Tall stories and embellished stories that someone tells you of what happened when they were drunk e.g I drunk 36 pints last night

Johnny told me he broke into Buckingham Palace on our night out but he’s just spinning the wet

Wet Russian

A drink consisting of Vodka that is heated to at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit.

Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”

Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”

Tom “Standard temp, of course.”

Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.