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When renowned whisky expert and all-around great guy Dave Broom dribbles whisky from his mouth into a (willing) participant’s mouth, and then provides on-the-spot tasting notes.
“Oh wow! Look at Sherry over there papa birding - I wonder how much she had to pay for that.”
Australian (Queensland) slang for the bird species Ibis due to the vast numbers found at municipal landfills, dumps and tips.
The sky is full of dump birds. There must be a refuse centre nearby.
The act of a woman performing oral sex on a stranger while blindfolded. Just before he cums, the man rips the blindfold off. As she looks up at his face, he shoots a load all over her face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Alternatively, when a man is performing oral sex on a woman while blindfolded. Just before she squirts, she rips his blindfold off. As he looks up at her face, she squirts all over his face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Guy: Dude, that chick lost her eye sight for about 10 minutes last night.
Pal: What happened?
Guy: She was doing the bird box challenge. After I came, she ran out of the house topless got in the car and left, she drove like a grandma going to the buffet hitting mailboxes and swerving all over the place.
The Bird box challenge is when you take your Girlfriend to KFC buy a bucket of chicken then take her home shove a drumstick in her pussy and fuck her in the ass upon completion you remove the chicken drumstick from her pussy eat it then lick her pussy so it taste like chicken.
i met a girl from the bar last night and did the Bird box challenge on her.
The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia
Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)
Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”
Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”
Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
A booby bird is a bird that has blue sillie feet. It looks very sillie too.
Person1: yo look at that booby bird over there!
Person2: A BOOBY WHAT?
Person1: look at its sillie blue feet.
Person2: who named this sillie bird?
Towa Bird is a woman, she plays guitar, shes got skinny ankles and big hair. she is almost 23
wow its that 23 y old woman guitar player with the hair and not the ankles, her name is towa bird