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A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a blow job. The giver either has no interest in the reciever or actually can't stand the reciever, but somehow end up giving them a bj anyway. This normally occurs after a long night of drinking.
Ashley woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. She realized then the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental blow job.
Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.
the ghetto act of taking your penis out in public and fucking some ones rims on their car.
man i tapped that spinner.
man i fucked that hub cap.
i got a good rim job out of that car.
When a male receives a blow job from a partner but does not return the favor
James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.
This scrumptious act starts with a man living in a dorm room in Orlando and having a male roommate. Next, the male roommate would then come into the other man's room and start to massage the roommate’s anus with his tongue. As he lubricates his roommates anus with his mouth and tongue this creates pleasure for him like no other.
Frank may have anywhere from 1-157 rim jobs per day alone in the area code of 407. But please beware.... If he skips just one 407 rim job he is the crankiest homo on the planet.
A girl who got cum stuck in her windpipe while giving head.
Sure was a shame about blow job betty.
When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina
Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE