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EXTRAORDINARY BONER

It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.

CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.

It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.

That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, won't have soon

Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.

You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021


Dumpster Boner

A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.

I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!

by Scroaty McScroatface September 10, 2022


Cheesy Boner

A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.

Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.

by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014


manus-boner

the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.

"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"

*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"

by borbersk May 6, 2020

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Boner batter

The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.

She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed

by Boner Batter February 12, 2011


side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 13, 2013


Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 15, 2021