An enlargement and hardening of the penis. The only way to get one is to chill with the bros.
I played basketball with some friends, so obviously, as usual, we all got raging boners. My girlfriend loves b-ball day because I'm DTF afterward.
Best feeling home alone, worst feeling in public.
(In public)
Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I got a boner!
Dude 2: You know what that means…… Time to find a guy to cum into!
(At home)
Hey little buddy…how ‘bout I stroke you til we cum….
Rockhard MilliJizzing Jimmy
BONER is the definition of my Jimmy
when ur huge/small/average cock is bigger than usual because u see Ice Spice in her new music video with the 9989 person she collabed with
I have a huge boner because I saw 4 big guys on my screen
John: man, i just saw that new b-ball movie, it was so boner. Or-
Wayne: that shirt is so boner!!!
The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street
Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner
The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example
Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!
Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner