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Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know

"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."

by macdaddyyodaddy December 12, 2014


Scrambled Dick

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!

Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!

by KidsWearStripes August 30, 2016


Alejandro's Dick

idk hmmm it's dick, it feels good

Just rode Alejandro's Dick

by Jackoff Chin December 18, 2021


sean’s dick

The largest longest cock you’ve ever seen

Sean’s dick is amazing

by Stg1 July 1, 2019


Dick addict

Some one who reallly likes the cock a Lot..

My friend calls me a D.A. (Dick addict) because he just knows. I get mad sometimes because he uses it in conjunction with F.F. and simply just says hey DAFFY! :)

by Billybones1968 June 12, 2018


Dick Pube

someone or something that is always there but can't figure out why.

Hey Alex, do you know that guy? "No, he always here but know him, he's a dick pube."

by Dick Pube July 5, 2015


Dick in the dark

Few guys and 1 skanky hoe in a dark room each guy gets there Cock out and 1 at a time feed it to the hoe, who in return guesses who’s dick it was

That Tracey is a dick in the dark extraordinaire. Good night last night end up playing dick in the dark with that bird from the dancing up Rupert’s house.

by Chris Doherty May 16, 2018