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A girl who has the most gorgeous blue eyes, and the best girl you will ever encounter in your whole life.
Helen's nickname should be Pretty Blue Eyes because there is nobody better than her and those gorgeous eyes.
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When a man does the "mangina" and gives the company he is in the reverse view. Hence his balls and penis tucked firmly in between his legs balls resembling the eyes and penis resembling the mosquito thing.
That mangina was funny as hell but then the fukker gave us the hairy mosquito eyes.
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Brown as in the color of shit.
Eyes as in the shit you use to see color.
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Baby, I just love to look into your big brown eyes
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When, after a long exotic night of love making, one's male partner jumps up from the bed, bends over and exposes his hairy anal cavity.
DUDE! I banged dat chick so hard, and right after I gave her the Dutch Oven, I jumped up and showed her my brown eye!
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Expletive phrase. Used to condemn someone or something that is irksome. Probably originated as a curse against the wandering eyes of cheating partners.
"Damn your eyes!", Billy cursed through gritted teeth to the frozen screen. He'd have to reboot again...
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to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.
kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.
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