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Facebook DJ

A person who constantly posts music videos on facebook for the sole reason of having the feeling of being a real life DJ. They get a sense of pride from all of the "Likes" and comments they receive, which further fuels their delusion of being a DJ.

Dude, look at all these great songs I posted on my page!

Give it a rest, Facebook DJ

by S. Sinani March 14, 2011


facebook algorithm

The thing that swayed the 2016 United States presidential elections without anyone noticing it

Geek: Do you realize how the Facebook algorithm is like a milestone in the post-truth era?
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.

by Data abiding citizen November 23, 2016


facebook pretty

when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you

Can't trust a bitch that is facebook pretty . Bitches like that have no heart.

by jayspin210 June 17, 2016


facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 01, 2015


Facebook bombing

Facebook Bombing is a form of computer fraud to involves harassment involves the act or acts of an individual the creates multiple facebook accounts under different or similar to the original account with the prime objective is

1. online harassment
2. making threats to kill or hurt
3. dating harassment
4.scams and more
5. bombarding people with unsolicited images of a adult nature

facebook bombing is where you receive multiple replies from the same person using different facebook profiles and gives the impression the a different is agreeing or making threats with them

by acer3 October 29, 2021


Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.

Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?

by Soupisbeingcrafted September 17, 2019


annoying facebook girl

someone constantly posting statuses/pictures but you know they aren't about any the shit they post

that annoying facebook girl keeps posting about me she must b in love with me

by that itch August 05, 2015