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generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.
Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus
Lucas is basically the protector of all women, and slays normies
Mate have I seen King overlord Lucas recently?
When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.
if you go to king john school good luck as it’s an absolute SHITHOLE and has nothing but STDs. if you go there the teachers are absolutes bellends as they only have favourites and stuck up pricks. it’s proper rough and shit school. lmao they got INADEQUATE on offsted and their GCSEs are crap and the teachers are hairy fanny lickers
i went to King John School!
lol that’s sad
Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.
If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business
A guy that is well loved and a friend to all but watch out if you treat your girl bad around him because he will be up in those guts quicker then a snicker. She will fall for him but he will just rock her world and build her confidence up and send her back . He isnt a home wrecker but a relationship checker or counselor.
I told that boy to treat his girl right but he wouldn't listen so I had to do the scott Richard King and give that girl what she needed last night.