Girl friend: act gay so my dad will let you in
guy friend: alright
*goes in house*
dad: whos this?
girl friend: my guy friend
dad: are you guys ready to mingle
guy friend: i play fortnite:
dad: nevermind...
a game that has taken over the internet & mankind
hey bro wanna play some fortnite?? i got 69 wins
The free game that everyone thinks is amazing because it is free but then you rethink your life and buy everything because you are a stupid dumb moron who cant do math
Ligma was caused by fortnite no ligma was caused by ninja
A game that all the virgins play
"Hey, do you wanna play fortnite after school?"
"No, that game is dead"
The f*cking stupidest game in the world that only assholes play! Also the Greek word for f*cking shit.
Your Friend: I play fortnite
You: Go die in a f*cking hole you asshole!!!
Whats on youtube? Oh, Fortnite. Fuck you fortnite and epic games