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The Ice Man (Tim) is as cold as ice , likes to think he is Val Kilmer,chases cats,and secretly competes with his identical twin brother..but is actually a Amway salesman who is more like a small melted ice cube.
On a hot day,she was hoping The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh,but then she realized that he was more of a melted ice cube than a Val Kilmer.
The uncommon and rare occurrence of having an Iceberg (turd large enough that it breaks the surface of the toilet water) fall forward and smack the back of a man's testicles requiring him to use tissue to wipe his balls.
I can't believe I just had to wipe the back of my balls! I just got nailed by an Ice Scraper.
When a man ejaculates on a girl's face after a blowjob and proceeds to lick her face clean.
Joe like to do the ice scraper after giving his girlfriend a facial.
The practice when someone shoves ice cube up there ass specifically Venezuelan and keeps the ice cold. When the person has to shit it will come out of there ass and raise them from the ground
Pabloto:Dude i just did a Venezuelan ice rocket and it felt amazing
Rick:please get help
We are about to leave; i.e we finna leave, we on skates
Hey bro we on ice?
Yea let's slide
A stopper in the shaft of a bong that holds ice. So when you take a hit, the smoke comes through the the shaft and through the ice for a soother hit. And does not burn your throat as much.
Stoner 1: Yo this burns my throat!
Stoner 2: Put some ice in the ice catcher for a cooler hit.
Untucking and stretching out your t-shirt to create a pouch to carry ice from an ice machine.
Don didn't have any way to carry the ice back to the hotel room from the ice machine, so he used his redneck ice bucket.