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Hardbass Jesus

Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.

"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do

Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"

by Voltron132 January 24, 2022


Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.

I was watching Jesus Cumming

by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023


Jesus jazz

Christian rock performed in a megachurch (often by dudes whose 80's hair bands didn't make it big).

She's all into Jesus jazz and bible study.

by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2013


Jesus Sandals

XXXTentacion sandals:
Leather (Designer) Sandals with 3 straps and hook up to your ankle

Wow, XXXTentacion has the best Louis Vuitton Jesus sandals ON EARTH🌎

by liddlejadde December 16, 2018