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A private school in The Woodlands, TX. Students are given outrageous amounts of homework, expected to follow an unattractive dress code, and also to follow several inconvenient and sometimes unnecessary rules.Tuition is very high, and scholarships are difficult as well as general admission tests (although several students clearly bribed their way to admission). A large percentage of students have been brainwashed into believing going to the same school with the same 50-100 classmates per grade for up to 14 years and having no life outside of school is really, really fun.
Student A: I love going to The John Cooper School!
Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.
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Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.
*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.
"John Parker Wilson's pass to ___________, incomplete." -Announcer
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When somethings goes 'John West'.... It's not going the best! It could be better!....It's not what I expected!...
Due to attention of 'John West' Fish products and also the recently New 2 Min Rice selection for the Lazy Youth of Today….It's very popular!!!!
One Mate to another on the Phone...
Arite Bro.. How's things with you??
The Bro replies... To be honest with ya mate.. Things are not the 'John West!!'
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The man who did Lincoln extra dirty
John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth?
Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty
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The real birth name of Jackass star, Johnny Knoxville. He got his stage name, Johnny Knoxville, from two things. His middle name, John. Also, he was born & raised in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Johnny Knoxville's real name is Philip John Clapp or PJ Clapp.
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A relationship between a man and his twitter account that borders on unhealthy, whereby said man tweets constantly but seems unable to spare his girlfriend one text, despite being able to both tweet and text on his mobile phone.
Named after the infamous dumping of John Mayer by Jennifer Aniston because he tweeted too much but did not seem to be able to drop her a text.
My boyfriend just got a twitter account last weekend and now he's suffering from the John-Jen Syndrome! FML
Man did you hear about how Alex got dumped because he was doing a John-Jen Syndrome on his girl?
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An alcoholic beverage, served mostly at formal parties
1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars
Dude i had a Long John Snickers last night, it fucked me up.
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