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When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole
Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.
Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night
When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket
Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended
The act of having sex with a formerly obese persons excess skin
Bro did you hot pocket her
Yeah bro I love fucking her skin rolls
the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.
P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.