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Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation more attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive boys acquiring girls who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors except Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.
Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, we saw her and she was totally Middlebrook hot.
When A mother fucker is being a little bitch and makes fun of their half retarded equal opportunity coworker when they’re doing their best at a task.
Damn Shancè is being a real hot-bug right now. Zach is just doing his best he can. It’s not his fault he can’t spell his own name.
When the male genitalia is tucked between the legs to hide it in the front but awkwardly takes shape in the rear when wearing tightly fitted clothing.
The questionable lady on the train bent over in front of me causing the Hot Steak crammed into her yoga pants to be put on full display
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Cumming into an empty eye socket and warm ejaculate runs down the sinus cavity and drips out the nose.
She removed her eye patch so I could give her a hot snocket.
Trucker hot (adjective) : Attractive in a way that is somewhat sleazy, grimey, or related to the use of amphetamines.
"That bartender was kinda trucker hot though. Shes definitely seen the inside of a trailer park."
When you're giving someone anal and they start to poop and when you're done, they give you a blowjob.
"Man, you won't believe what happened last night. That girl I met gave me The Hot Steamy.