When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass
I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash
grab a creamsicle and after putting it in a woman's pussy eat it use as lube while having a 3 way with her and a teddy bear
don't touch your sister's bear for a while i used it for a wet fozzy
a term coined for something snarky, generally in the context of a sporting event.
Man, that ball flight is so low.. atleast it's going to run like a wet brit.
A term coined for a snarky action, most commenly used during a sporting event.
Not bad Patrick, you hit that drive off the toe a little bit. It's going to run like a wet brit though.
a big sloppy kiss, the creepy kind Burl Ives gives you licence for in his Christmas Carol, "Holly Jolly Christmas."
She was really young, but she was right there under the mistletoe, so I planted a wet burl on her.
a homosexual that has been made wet by the bathroom.
my friend who was a dry homosexual, hopped in to the shower and once they came out turned into a wet homosexual.
When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.
1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot