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Cumming in a girl who is on her period, while you’re extremely stoned.
I hit the Roor and then gave my girlfriend a fried strawberry crème pie last night.
hi Mary did u see Jill last night she left a bloody pie stain on the toilet
The light pink substance formed when cum and period blood mix together after a dirty sesh.
Man 1: Oh man, I'm gonna burst baby!
Woman 1: Yes Daddyyyy...
Gordon Ramsey: And that's how to make the perfect Pink Milk Pie, delicious
When you creampie inside a girl on her period.
Bro: How was last night?
Me: I gave her a pink milk pie
Bro: Ahh, so you got your sword bloodied
When you cum in your hand and slap the girl while doing the nasty.
Hornyella get over here for a pie in the eye
You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!
"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"
"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"
"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"
the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.
person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE