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When Something halarious,stupid, or just plain dumb that somebody says that can be put of facebook for other people to share.
"You gotta call Social Sercurity on them"
(laughter bwahahahaha) Its Social Services ! (more laughter)
Dude Thats Going On Facebook
The thing that swayed the 2016 United States presidential elections without anyone noticing it
Geek: Do you realize how the Facebook algorithm is like a milestone in the post-truth era?
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
You start on Facebook, then say you're bored of it, and then after visiting just a few more sites find yourself back on Facebook without realising it.
i was on facebook got tired of it and before i knew i was on facebook agian wtf facebook roundabout!!
Someone who purposely posts statuses that they know will get liked constantly. This person will always get 30 likes plus on anything they say, because of how famous they are on Facebook. Along with posting statuses to purposely get liked, this person will always complain on their posts, post song lyrics, and play "Truth Is".
Wow, that kid got 99 likes from bitching about another person, what a Facebook hero.
That kid purposely posts statues to get liked, what a Facebook Hero.
Bob said, "Hi" as his status and got 47 likes, what a Facebook Hero.
For when you ask for something in facebook to do something or someone to give you something.
Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!
Posting memes,e-cards,god quotes and god associated pics while still being a party whore who drinks,smokes,partakes in drugs and sex.
Im a born again Christian but i still party and shit. Im so Facebook faithful.sex,god,drugs,devil
When someone is on Facebook while hyper, usually from sugar or caffeine. This person will post, message and comment much more than usual during this state.
"Sorry for all the messages last night, I downed an entire coffee and was Facebook hyper."