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A Love Hotel /ləv/ /hōˈte/) is a short-stay, day-use only hotel with tariffs extending from 30 minutes to several hours. Originally used by Japanese married couples due to a lack of space in Japanese homes, love hotels are now often frequented by young couples who still live with their parents. In the French context they provide a convenient (indeed awesome!) location for a common French practise, the “cinq à sept” (literally, "five to seven", pronounced "sank-ah-set"). The phrase is used in France as a synecdoche for a visit to one's mistress. The rooms of love hotels, usually themed, include original decoration to meet all customers' fantasies (doctor’s office, bondage, mirrors, etc). The Love Hotel in Paris is located in Europe’s biggest sex shop. It is safe haven for low budget adulterers who have nowhere else to go for their cinq à sept. It is conveniently located in the middle of the city, easily accessible with public transport. One should be mentally prepared to walk into the sex shop by broad daylight, but when you’ve tried the office showers and the corner of the street in the middle of November, and have been busted a couple of times, you won’t care anymore, as long as you can get a private room and any kind of furniture to have sex on. It has a wide range of rooms with different themes, but the best ones are the African and Oriental rooms. It’s the best place to be in Paris, much better than the Eiffel Tower.
With Jean we needed a not too expensive place to fuck each other’s brains out, so we went to the love hotel after work between five and seven, then we ate cheese and drank wine before going home to our families.
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One of the best damn animes ever made.
I wish I was Keitaro, having all those hot chicks around...
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(n.) Male ejaculation.
Someone drew a picture of a love explosion on the wall, next to a previous drawing of your mum.
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MDMA
when everything feels lovely
Pav: i was on a love buzz
kat: i dont give a shit
Pav: it was only one time
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When you think that the love you have for someone is never ending or will last forever until death. Generally the cause of marriage..
We have everlasting love!! Let's get married.
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When you love is addictive it becomes poisonous. Its so addictive the who ever is affected by your love is negatively affected but they have no idea. Many times toxic lovers lead others to depression and suicide
man, All Ava has to give is toxic love.
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Trail of hair leading from belly button to the naughty regions, i.e. to the love.
He has a very hairy love trail.
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