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Douch

1.Donald Trump
2.me
3.A person that is considered foolish or stupid.

donald trump is a racist douche and likes minions

by Creeuwusjs April 10, 2016


Blue Douche

1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.

2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.

I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.

by badjokeKirby February 16, 2021


Douche-McGouche

An individual of questionable morality who has taken the art of douche-baggery to new heights; heights so high it is almost unfathomable.

Person A: Hey, how was that new photographer?
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche

by David Krapinschitz November 14, 2018


douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

by Brunt up December 28, 2017


Super Douche

A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.

Did you see Justin's last Instagram post? He's such a super douche!

by BallerDoucheBag September 1, 2015


douche-fu

Like kung-fu only douchier.

"Allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.

by JASCAF July 26, 2011


douche-glide

Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on

Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!

by Dafuqlmao-_- January 10, 2016