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When everyone remembers someone as being funny or relevant, but either that person hasn't been funny in YEARS or they never have been.
Gal: "I love how Sarah Silverman stays funny and topical"
Guy: "Name the last funny thing that Sarah SIlverman did..."
Gal: "That Matt Damon song was kinda funny.. and that Mr. Show stuff.."
Guy: "The Matt Damon song wasn't funny and that was 2008.. Mr. Show was the mid-90s, and she was the only unfunny person on there.."
Gal: "Oh jeez, you're right.. The Sarah Silverman Effect strikes again."
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A cultural phenomena which can be observed when a friendly african-american (black) male enters a crowd of predominantly caucasian (white) males, and is immediately greeted with great praise and gifts.
...(African American walks into party)
White Kid A: "Hey man, want a beer?"
White Kid B: "Hold on, he's gotta hit this blunt first...you do smoke right?"
Afro-American: "Of course...I'm black."
end of conversation
The Mike Manning Effect
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A strange phenomenon which occurs to a portion of people from the west coast, in which they develop a massive superiority complex, and a shitty attitude towards the rest of the country. This often results in them believing the entire Midwest is full of rednecks, small towns and farmland (despite the fact that the Midwest is the largest and most populous region in the US).
Angeleno (person from LA): Yo breh LA has tha best weather and Kansas is full of rednecks and farmland fuk Kansas City dued. And cali is sooo full of culture and we got oceans and mountains dued it's the center of the universe!!!! And liek 6 ppl live in the Midwest dued
Kansas Citian: Tell me more about how shitty and polluted your ocean and air is. And while you're at it, Google some pictures of the Midwest and acknowledge the fact that that the Midwest is home to the great lakes, which are basically seas, and have some great beaches, and that Colorado has mountains. And you'll be happy to know that it is home to cities like Chicago, Kansas City, Denver, St. Louis, Detroit, and Minneapolis (most of which beat the shit out of most Californians cities). And before I beat your ass, I might as well let you know that it's only cold and "shitty" for about 1/4 of the year, which is because of this great new thing called winter. That's W-I-N-T-E-R. We also have summer, spring, and fall. They're called seasons. That's S-E-A-S-O-N-S. But I wouldn't expect someone who only experiences ONE season to know that. After all, you live in a fucking desert. Looks like you have a bad case of the West Coast Effect.
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This is when an individual takes another’s space after being encarcerated due to the lack of competition.
- Gurl, did you hear that Onika got Belcalis’ man after Remy was arrested.
-That’s the Remy Ma Effect for ya
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Being slipped a roofie then later waking up with your pants down.
Danny : Did you hear about how Rose woke up in an alley with her pants down.
Jackson: Yeah, thats the Bill Cosby effect.
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The longer the media goes without mentioning the perpetrator's race, the less likely it's going to be white.
Has the media not mentioned the perpetrator's race in a while? It's probably The Ann Coulter Effect in place and the perp is less likely to going to be white.
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The effect you get when you squeeze a tomato sauce bottle and the sauce goes anywhere but at the food, usually sideways onto your shirt or pants. The effect can apply to any liquids including urine.
Example 1:
Person 1: "What happened to your shirt?"
Person 2: "Tomato Sauce Effect."
Person 1: "Oh right, yeah, I hate the Tomato Sauce Effect."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey man, why is there urine all around the toilet and on your pants?"
Person 2: "Sorry bro, I had a Tomato Sauce Effect."
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