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house punch

The remnants of all alcohols and liquors left after a house party mixed together.

"We need to finish off all of the nearly empty bottles of alcohol."
"Just put it all in one bottle and make a house punch"

by Doughbaggery August 25, 2020


Packing-House

n. traditionally known as a meat packing plant where meat is packed and stored for sale. However this definition is derived from the girl who lets any meat get 'packed' in her house on the regular or from many men either daily are at once; otherwise known as a whore, slut or promiscuous female. Or a promiscuous male, jigalow, or male whore.

"Honey that girl is a packing-house"
That boy makes his living by being a packing-house.

by DC303 April 12, 2011


housing lottery

Kenyon College's version of the Hunger Games. A few privileged groups can avoid it. Of all those who participate, a lucky few win and get all the glory, while most simply lose.

"Aw man, I lost the housing lottery again. Stuck in Mather as a SENIOR!"
"Sorry man. It seems the odds are never in your favor. On the bright side, the number you got this year was the BEST sophomore lottery number last year."

by tapegal25 April 16, 2015


lower house of parliament

The closer to the ground, hence lower, of the two anatomical features whose resident organs govern a man's decision-making; his crotch.

By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".

A: You see that disaster Bob went home with?
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.

by Turd Bard October 9, 2014


Beggar House

A house built upon enslaving the homeless for profit

My wife wants a beggar house because she is nasty like that.

by Mark This Up December 20, 2018


Austrian House Party

The act of shoving sub woofers up your ass on full blast, vibrating your anal cavity and destroying you butthole.

Damn! Mark gave himself an Austrian House Party last night and he's still in hospital getting his prolapsed anus repaired.

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013


mr.pringles house

this word is used in the goofy ahh videos (quandale dingle) what it means its simple : quandale goes to mr pringe aka the guy (gay) on the pringle box which has more plastic in it than the chips... . THat explains all the ppl saying it means something else. quandale goes to mr pringle house

i gone to mr.pringles house and got violated

by quandaleguywalmart22 December 5, 2022