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greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
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The excruciatingly hot poop that comes out of your butt a day or two after eating spicy Mexican food. It feels like your butt is being burned at the stake like a witch. The hot log leaving your body.
I added extra jalapeños to my burrito and my butt burns so bad you would think it was a Mexican Salem burning log coming out of my butt.
A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.
Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.
This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.
Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?
when a male's penis becomes stuck to his ball sack by taco sauce
damn man i had a mexican sticky ball last night
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The Mexican pepper grinder is when a girl gives you a handjob but does it like she is twisting a pepper maker. Then “salsa” comes out and you both enjoy some chips and salsa.
Doctor,”why are you in the ER?”
Me,” last night me and my girlfriend did the Mexican pepper grinder”
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Mexican Hand Holding is a sex act banned in every country on earth except Mexico. It involves each party bringing stale taco shells to the bedroom (the fresh ones crack too easily) and attempting to get as many of them inserted in the anal cavities of the other person at the same time while holding hands. From above, the shape of two people trying to 69 taco shells up each other's asses and hold hands looks like a sombrero.
Michelle - "Hey, I'm not up for anal, do you mind if we just do some Mexican Hand Holding instead?"
Alex - "I'll head down to the store and get some tacos"
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When you pull down on a guys dick like a lever, and he then proceeds to shit all over you.
Tijauna has the best Mexican Slot Machines.
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