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A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.
Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?
Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?
Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?
Sam : yes, that was me
*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
shitty school that claims to be "diverse" when in reality is 50% filipino.
student: hey what's the hw?
teacher: excuse me? i'm a roy w brown middle school teacher, therefore i am racist. go to detention for no reason.
We a bunch of pussy poquessing were it at
Jack:Yo my boy Charles is at maplepoint middle school wanna go
Charlessss:naw poq werw it at
A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
a junior high school located in the pacific northwest with a bunch of edgy white, hispanic, and asian kids.
Friend: Hey what middle school did you go to before?
Me: Oh, just Mattson middle school.
Hampshire MID is so boring 90% of the kids are white spoiled kids or basic white popular girls. The paper in the bathroom is so thin and useless the kids make racist jokes and think their so funny and their are kids that are still stuck in 2nd grade i dont even know how their even mannaging to pass classes like they all share a single braincell. The teachers are so rude and u will get in trouble for doing ANYTHING the school lunch food sucks @ss the cheese gets cold in 24.45 milliseconds and the pizza is crusty and dry. All the kids in the school are bitche$ and ugly little dumpster diving rats the fat fuckin&g kids take a whole seat in the bus and the popular girls be making random rumors abt evreyone. Conclusion hampshire mid . Is filled with annoying white kids
Hamshire middle school = a school in illinois
The hell of all hell. If you are going here expect the worst. I have seen people fucking in the bathroom (not in a stall). People huddling up in the back of the library to have cumming sessions. It only gets worse. The sixth graders are always annoying as hell and are hella short. Most teachers suck ass and you get in trouble for the dumbest shit. Over all, go to a new school.
I want to kill myself after going to summitvue middle school