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cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)

Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

by Saturdaysarefortheboys June 15, 2017

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shit-hole in one

when you take a dump, and your creation goes through the hole, so when you turn to appreciate your sculpture you can only see the tip of it.

#1-Man, the other day I took a great crap.
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one

by jtizzles April 22, 2010

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one hander commander

Masturbating. Also see jacking off.

Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D

by OverDose363 December 13, 2005

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one man rave

when you crack out your dance moves with
your headphones on full in a public place

or if you're feelin' completely crazy
you dont need music haha

ps. Sandstorm by Da rude
perfect one man rave music ;)

jimmy: why is vic doing the running man dance?

fred: well hes obviously having a one man rave

jimmy: legend!!!

by weath February 23, 2011

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ones from the bottom

Codeword for "she's got great cleavage showing", originally derived from Homer Simpson ogling Maude Flanders by asking her for some peanuts, "no not those nuts, the ones from the bottom," and by reaching further into the bowl, Homer could ogle even more cleavage.

Hey Eric, she's got some nice ones from the bottom.

by Simpsonlexicon August 11, 2008

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School Rule One

Use common sense.

School rule one, don't tell your teacher that you're going to cheat on your test.

by issuer of school rule violatio May 6, 2009

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keep it one hunned

(Keep it 100) To be keepin it one hunned means you are awesome, stayin cool, stayin chill, stayin happy, everything is all good. In the Christian sense of the phrase, it would mean, staying pure, keepin a close relationship with God 24/7 and staying holy. It means you've successfully stayed away from a habitual sin that always is comin up in your life. In the sense of a relationship it would mean everything is going well between the two people.

"Yo bro wassup? You been keepin it one hunned?"

Reply, "Ya man,I keep it one hunned all day err day!"

Example: "Hey you and Brittney keepin it one hunned?"
"Oh yeah, we going strong!"

Example:
"You been keepin it one hunned lately?"
"Ya me and God be tight right now, I'm pretty proud of how I've stayed close wit Him lately."

by DC-whitehouse February 15, 2015

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