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Piss Water

When your piss is so clear you do not know if it is straight water or piss.

Is fountain water piss water?

by The Fire Panda December 12, 2021


dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jummpstart912 October 26, 2022


Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 6, 2023


Piss Lemon

a sexual game where a bunch of men stand around a lemon, and urinate directly onto the lemon.

The one who finishes last has to squirt the lemon directly into their mouth.

Gay Man 1: "Hey dudes, you wanna play the piss lemon game?"

Shaggy from Scooby Doo: "Hell yeah!"

by kxnnedzy August 21, 2022


pissing my whistle

when someone pisses you off so much you think “pissing me off” isn't good enough

Prianna: “Moradasia lowkey pissing my whistle gang

by pribadadada July 12, 2024


pissed the skill out

When you're locked in a video game and suddenly you have to go pee and all the skill and focus disappears.

I just hit a quadra kill five minutes ago but now i'm bottom frag. i guess i pissed the skill out

by leafy leaf May 10, 2024


Hot piss salad

After filling your sex partner's ass with piss, they spray it in your face while you toss the salad.

She kept saying "hot piss salad" to the tune of "zoot suit riot" and I was not ready for the night she had prepared for me.

by Nigel tallywhacker May 21, 2023