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A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly is an incredibly complex sex position, which multiple steps are needed to preform said position.
Step 1: You must jelq your way to 12 inches first, 10 being the least, or whatever tool you use to make it bigger
Step 2: Your partner and you will go on each others backs (hence the "reverse part")
Step 3: The one facing the ceiling (top) will put his legs into a C position and a T arm structure, as the bottom (the one facing the ground) will do the same except the bottoms arm structure will be like a 3.
Step 4: You both will consume healthy amounts (but alot) of sulfur hexafluoride, so your voice is at a deep tone
Step 5: Sex
Woman: Ehh, maybe, but not anything boring like doggystyle
Man: Perchance, a RMB?
Woman: A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly? YES!
Reverse Stork, the action of stealing a baby via ways of flying vehicle, such as but not exclusively: drones, kites or jet-packs.
GUY 1: Dude, did you see that reverse stork!
GUY 2: Yeah, they totally flew away with that baby.
Someone who used to be a jock and non committed to studying or preparing commitments in advance, but has now become nerd at a later stage in life.
Possible opposite: A person that always was a goody-two shoes but then became unravelled.
Jill was always such a procrastinator and never read up on the course material, but now she has become a Reverse Nerd even enjoys studying in her free time. .
The act of inserting the handle of a fishing pole into one's anus and proceeding to fish while bent over facing away from the ocean.
"Me and john were gonna go reverse fishing but his wife didn't let him because of his arthritis"
When you stick it in her ass and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and you reach up pull on her hair braids like they are buggy reins. Can also be upgraded using a real set of leather reins and a horse bit in her mouth. Bonus points if you use a riding crop to smack her as she is cumming.
Man this chick is wild. I had her doing a Reverse Rusty Buggy and she came so hard when I hit her with the whip I thought she was going to pass out.
When you have a extremely shitty day, only to have something miraculous happen to you. Only to be retaliated with more shitty events the next day with no reward for survival.
Oh damnit, it’s The Reverse Shittening
An underaged (<16) person who has an sexual attraction towards adults (>18).
What makes this term different from a teleiophile is that, a reverse pedophile is open about their preferences/desires for older people. Almost always, this term is used online. It's heavily integrated with ageplayers.
(Online Roleplay/Chatsite)
MILFhunter382
"I wish I could shove my kiddie dick between that hottie's massive boobs."
conspicuousbean_9
"Woah, dude. She's 34 years old (RP-wise), chill out you lil gremlin."
MILFhunter382
"Age is a number bro"
conspicuousbean_9
"Didn't you say you like ageplaying? That's kinda disgusting, you absolute reverse pedophile."