bomb squad reply

A reply to a message board or elsewhere that defuses a hostile or inflammatory previous post that normally might start a flame war.

Angry user: We don't care to hear your lifelong musings just a short opinion.

bomb squad reply: Some want less and some want more. That's the great thing about this board - there's something for everyone.

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Anal Carpet Bombing

An orgy with multiple men all anally pounding a disregarded woman whilst on a carpet resulting in udder destruction and a horrible stain

I need your steam cleaner, we were all anal carpet bombing this slut

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German Bomb Shelter

When you take someone and put them in a large box, take a shit on them and then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I gave her a German Bomb Shelter. She won't be coming back again.

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bomb ass bitch

a confidant and sassy woman that is cool and inspirational as fuck.

fight fire with fire? no, a bomb ass bitch is the type of person to fight fire with ice, and win.

“who is she?”
“her? she’s one bomb ass bitch that’s who.”

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O-Bombing

The act of throwing change at another individual, more often than not directly in their face where they are less likely to expect it

Being short on singles, Nick decided to go O-Bombing at his local gentlemens club

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College carpet bomb

When you're riding reverse cowgirl, leave a stink trail on there pubis.

I gave your father a proper college carpet bomb last night.

That wasn’t a Jäger Bomb

A drop shot (typically into Red Bull) that is horrifically disgusting and appears as a Jäger Bomb but it isn’t.

Keagan: “Let’s go boys! Let’s get dickered it’s New Years Eve!”
James: “Shots?!”
*slams back Black Death shot*
James: “That wasn’t a Jäger Bomb!” (Puke dripping from face)