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When your sad or pissed about something
Man ilyasse gon leave the country this year fudge cake in my asshole
Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.
This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."
possible tw
basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.
girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?
boy: no, what happened?
girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake
boy: oh dear
checking to see if ur cake
An unusual event that could lead to unwanted circumstances
Guy 1: The police came down here asking questions about us.
Guy 2: Let’s get the f outta here. That bitch don’t eat cake.
When you suspect that two people are a gay couple, but they haven't made it public. Based on the 2018 supreme court decision where a cake artist was legally allowed to refuse service to a gay couple.
I know Fred and John say they're just friends, but I definitely wouldn't bake them a cake.
Violent or aggressive intercourse, esp. when in reference to doggy style. Origin is unknown, but its use is most commonly found in Merced, CA.
The term can also describe a random, often-stealthy attack on a freshman football player at his locker perpetrated by one or more members of the Varsity team. The cause of the assault varies; the most common motives are unprovoked malice and the need to silence a freshman who had previously been talking smack. The cakes in question are often taken on the locker room floor, but can also be taken on a bench, in the showers, standing up, against a wall, against the lockers, etc. This form of cake takeage involves no actual penetration; the victim is merely dry-humped for a short amount of time, usually a few seconds.
Varsity player sails over bank of lockers, landing on a freshman player. The Varsity player proceeds to hump the freshman, effectively taking cakes.
1)is the act or process of one person or groups of persons doing something advantagous for their self
2) doing what you have to do to get by
3 trying to get what you want without having to do much else
Son u still not lift'n as much as me get your cake up nigga
Ey dawg get your cake up if u gotta cheat cheat it is wut it is u knw wut im say'n sometimes u just gotta do wut you gotta do