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two

two is a number

do you like two number
yes

by two_number_fan July 30, 2022


Two

1+1=48
Why? Cuz I said so!!!!!

Your mom got TWO dicks in her pants!!!🤤

by Your mom is my femboy slut November 24, 2021


two

when your relationship lasts only for two days

my friend was in a relationship for only two days
me: loool two what a loser
he: no stop -crys-
me: lol two

by Notnmv April 18, 2021


Two

Two is a number that follows one and precedes three. In exponential form, it is written as two to the first power.

There are two people at the concert so far.

by Isaac Pennachi February 6, 2022


Twos

A concluding remark or gesture at parting; in reference to the amount of fingers you hold up as you leave.

Person 1: Yo! im out.

Person 2: Ight... twos.

by billyboy12345666 January 21, 2022


Two

Stupid fucking bitch who stole half the contestants and took x from four

Bro I hate two he sucks

Ya he does

by Peensbde December 23, 2020


Two

The number of sentences between me and a billion dollars

Hym "Isn't it sad that two sentences of my thought are worth more money than 99.9% of people will ever make in their entire lives? And that's the sad truth... Life isn't hard. Its just convoluted... "

Cain "And I dont have to let you be better than me..."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022