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Purple Chickens are beautiful breed of chicken. They are almost not even chickens for like swans that can not fly. Only the coolest of all kids can see them.
Cool Kid: Hey man, did you see that Purple Chicken that walked through the town last night.
Freind: Nah man Purple Chickens don't exsit.
Cool Kid: *SHRUGS* Bumer I thought you were cool. Sorry we be friends any more.
Friend: WTF?
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when in doibg the doggy style sexual intercourse , during climax point the female reaches her elbow back and..ELBOWS THAT MOTHER FUCKER IN THE FACE! and knocks him out to increase climax..
yeah dawg i was doing this guy.. or well he was doing me, then i chicken slaped him soo hard ..
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Term for a woman who always has her elbows out like she is doing the Funky Chicken dance. Usually associated with retardation or alienation, also makes a woman much less attractive. Unfortunately, there is no cure for this, filling the world with more ugly women.
Hey look at that pair of Chicken Elbows, that dyke must be retarded.
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The awkward dance between two people when one of them goes in for the big kiss and the other pulls away.
In this case, unlike in normal chicken, the one that fails to pull away first is the loser.
Logan really likes Caitlin, but she just wants to be friends. After the dance the other night, he tried to go in for a kiss and ended up losing straight chicken.
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When you have a friend just watching a conversation
"Why doesn't Ray ever talk in our group?" "Man cause he just being a chicken on a wire, bruh."
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A mishearing of chickenpox (varicella), a viral illness characterized by a very itchy red rash. Commonly heard in South Wales, in particular Llanelli.
Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.
"Taffy, worra those big scabs yew are scratchin' there? I bet you 'ave the chicken box!"
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A measurement used to mark off sets for marching shows. I happens to equal a 42-to-the-5, meaning every 42 steps, you will go 5 yards.
You're off of your set. Go to the left a chicken nugget.
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