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Hey have you heard what day it is?
Yeah it’s May 20th “aka” eat greys butt day
send ur girlfriend a dick pic day
no backies
bae it’s may 20th please send dick pics
Self-parm day. Everyone stops harming themselves and makes a nice Parmesan sandwich.
Girl 1: Hey, it’s may 20th! You know what that means?
Girl 2: No, what is it?
Girl 1: *hands Parmesan sandwich*
National Ask someone that you are kinda friends with out day.not your crush just a friend
Hey you know how it’s may 20th ?wanna be my boyfriend
slap any grace in the face no matter what and they can do anything about it!
person 1: “hey grace do you know what day it is?”
grace: “may 20th! aka my birthday of course”
person 1: “nope! national slap grace day!” *slaps*
person 1: “omg grace it’s may 20th! do you know what day it is!?”
person 2: “my birthday?”
person 1: “no it’s national slap grace day!” *slaps*
loyal girl your personal little thot she’s your best friend, girlfriend, baby girl and wife