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-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?
-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.
V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.
Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.
Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text
'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'
when you laugh so hard you get a boner because the joke was so funny
me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner
( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)
a derivation of the popular 70's game known as limbo, all participants must first obtain an erection before attempting to go under the bar.
Guy 1: Dude, there are NO chicks at this party!
Guy 2: I know man, wanna play some boner limbo?
Guy 1: Yea. I'll go get the stick!
When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else
Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her
A state of non-sexual arousal, focused on the ability of an angler casting a fly-rod.
Watching my buddy maneuver his fly-rod while fishing gave me a Casting Boner.