Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.
That show is so boner milf.
Taco Bell is boner milf af!
A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
in a sexually aggravated state, horny, having an erection
I busted into the room with her, kissing her, groping her, boner blazing
When a man cant get a boner and takes too much viagra that he passes out.
Carl: Dude my dad had a boner boost last night we almost had to call the ambulance
Derek: Dude thats badass. I need to try that!
When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
Omg look at that texture… I think I just got an Art-boner!
A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."
"oh look, a Boner Vernon"
"Hide the fetal children"
Any type of noun, verb, adjective, or other form of matter which causes a boner or an erection (both male and female). It's actually pretty self explanitory. Can be pluralized as "boner producers". Can be an occupation; "boner producing".
That chick has a job in boner producing.
She's one hot boner producer.