knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold

i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum

soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

A bum

A person named Chuckie who is ass at 8 ball

Chuckie is such a bum

bum of steel

Means u have a bit but made of steel

Ur but is a big bum of steel

Bum Bum Jiggle Wiggle

Bum Bum Jiggle Wiggle Is A Very Mean Word To Say, The Person Could Be Very Offended!

Person 1: You Bum Bum Jiggle Wiggle!
Person 2: *Shock* Well Your A Massive Bum Bum Jiggle Wiggle!

bum-kicking

Girls that do a stellar-great job working at a ticket office

"The chicks at the ticket office do a really bum-kickingly good job selling tickets!"

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Tiché bum

A silent sound when you bang your head against the wall

Bro today I did a tiché bum and it hurt like hell.