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Dick slack is a noun used to refer to the uselessness of another person. For example, when someone isn't pulling their weight at work, you refer to this as "dick slack". One should never put up with dick slack.
Wow, we really need to cut the dick slack on our team.
The time after a precarious sexual situation, where the female might have questionable values. These feelings you get with every sensation from your member makes you concerned for it's well-being. Most commonly occurs after coitus without protection.
"Dude, I hooked up with that chick and didn't use a rubber. Now I have the dick tingles!"
To put little effort into or to barely get by on something.
John: Man, I really don't want to study for this exam next week.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.
After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.
Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch
The ability to hit someone with such great force that it causes them to get an instant erection.
Coach Mitch- "Holy cow that was a garsh darn good hit!"
Coach Stew- "That kid right there is a dick straightener!"
Coach Mitch- "Easy.."
When one excessively has intercourse with a woman with a full metal bush and gets rug burn on their dick.
Him: Damn dude, my side bitch gave me carpet dick! My wiener hurts so damn bad!
Tell your dad at the table he will thank you
Hey dad orangutan dick
Dad: really oh :)