eating something whole without wasting any part of it. Also called holophagy.
Eating a banana is not perfect eating because its skin is thrown way, whereas eating an ice-cream cone is.
A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.
Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.
If one eats chicken on October 20th they are now considered to be gay.
You do know that if you eat chicken you're gay today. Right?
OH well looks like I am gay and proud.
On October 20th if one eats chicken they are considered to be gay.
If you eat chicken you're gay dude don't eat it!
Guess I'm gay...
And after an individual takes a long strong inserts into a tampon that is inside a menstruating vagina and then sucks vigorously until the tampon is clear of all menstrual fluids
Can you believe that John is in there eating the cotton again
To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.
She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.
A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*
Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!