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An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ
Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter
*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*
That is how mafia works.
The H. stands for Herald
definition of herald:
1. an official messenger bringing news.
2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald
a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
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A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
person 1: yo, my sister just gave me $200
person 2: she deserves a gold star from jesus
When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.
"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression
1. Is a millionaire
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
Jesus Cruz your the best.
extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.
DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII
damn your right must be a Jesus cat