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prank him john

Don’t get pranked by joe

John ” yo look who fell asleep first”

Joe “ prank him John!”

John” he he you already know “
-Johns face gets serious-

- John repeatedly claps Jim’s cheeks-
Jim “ YO YOOOOOO!!”

by Prank him John August 26, 2021


John Bonham Special

A meal, usually eaten at breakfast time, consisting of a quadruple vodka (four quadruple vodkas for the brave) and a ham sandwich. This was John Bonham's (led zeppelin drummer) last meal, hence the title. It can also be a verb as in "he John Bonham Specialed that ass, and now he's pukin'"

"I wanted to get hammered one morning so I had the John Bonham Special"

"I dared him to get a John Bonham special and he did"

by NBurrell November 27, 2007


John Hussein McCain

A Muslim republican that wants to be president

John Hussein McCain wasn't even born here. He was born in Kenya and we all know it. The Hawaii crap is just a buncha bull.

by barack HUSSEIN Obama 1 January 22, 2009


Regular John

One who cuts off Skype conversations on a regular basis using the excuse that the Skype connection was "lost". A highly annoying, unfortunate, and cruel practice.

Johnda: Hey when is your soccer game?
Johnda: Hey Scott... Are you there?
Johnda: Scott... =
Johnda: Scott is just another "Regular John". I thought he was different. Bummer.
Scott: Connection Lost

by Steven Sharpton August 19, 2009


St. John's Prep

St. John's Prep, located in Danvers, Massachusetts is an all boys private high school. Started by the Xaverian Brothers, the Prep is well known due to its powerhouse athletics, difficult academic workload, and beautiful campus. Typically, graduates attend big name universities around the country. The Prep is modeled after Boston College, a school where many Prep grads apply and attend after graduation.

Students of the Prep typically come from very wealthy families of the North Shore of Massachusetts and Southern New Hampshire. The student parking lot includes dozens of wealthy vehicle marques and students are typically adorned in their extremely preppy attire including Polo or Tommy Hilfiger. The boys of the Prep are the crème of the crop and many of the girls in the local area want a "Prep Boy" to bring home to Mom and Dad.

St. John's breeds the best and brightest. It turns ordinary boys into leaders and gentlemen. People know when they meet a Prep boy because of his class and dignity as well as their outstanding respect and distinctive mannerisms.

Without a doubt the Prep is the best school for boys the world throughout. There is no finer school that will provide the depth and precision of an education while transforming an ordinary boy into a world class gentleman.

"Where do you go to high school, young man?"
"I go to St. John's Prep..."
"Well allow me to introduce you to my daughter!"

by EAGLE123 December 04, 2006


john glenn

when two men 69, but eat each other's ass ;)

"yo, let's go john glenn upstairs!"

by johnglenn69 June 12, 2017


harris and john

Geeks. Play computer games a lot and are both 100% socially inept.

They are so geeky, they had their own 'john and harris bitch at each other communal wank off' forum.

by Scamp April 08, 2004